Post Uni Games Depression

What up peeps,

This here, what you’re reading. This is my first ever blog. So bear with me.

You’re probably now asking yourself, ‘why listen to this loser about uni life?’
Well, I’ll tell you why. I’m no Uni lifestyle virgin, I’ve been living this glorious lifestyle for just shy of three years. I’ve experienced everything from Uni Games to holding an elite athlete scholarship to even being a member of a Philosophy Society… don’t ask. These experiences are why I’m here and I want to pass on my experiences as I, once long ago, wanted inside info into what I was getting myself into socially when enrolling at uni.

As Uni games is currently running in Sydney this week I think it is imperative I highlight a major issue at competiors will experience next week. When Uni Games raps up each and every competitor will experience an episode of depression. Commonly referred to as Post-Uni Games Depression or PUGD for short (it’s a thing, don’t question it). It affects anybody and everybody who attended Uni-Games and effects can last up to 3 weeks.

Make no mistake about it people, we all know every Uni sending ‘athletes’ is either delusion or incredibly fucking stupid if they think it is about actually to competition. It is all about partying and sadly, this is the cause of PUGD. It is generally brought on by reminiscing on anything from court, free entry to clubs with your own exclusive entry line to the abundance of casual sex available virtually on demand.

So far the only noted treatment is to look forward to Uni-Games next year. Yes that’s why that guy who either graduated his Arts degree four years of who dropped out is back managing your team.

I have first hand experience with PUGD and the most powerful advice I can give is just to let you know there is light at the end of the tunnel and you will over come the vortex that is PUGD.

I hope I have explained, prepared or warned you about how the uni student do Post Uni-Games Depression.

Stay safe.