YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS OUR GEARS? And I mean EVERY UNI STUDENT BREATHING ON THIS EARTH.
Here you can find a list of all the outrageous things you can find at uni which is nothing but a pain in the ass when you see it! We will try to be a little more classy than Peter Griffin and ensure our status within the blog life is not tarnished.
For those of you who haven't actually seen Family Guy's What Really Grinds my Gears - Here it is! If you know Family Guy, you'll understand their opinion of humour, is very nasty, slapstick humour. And probably not for the faint-hearted.
- couples making out on campus. PDA: MQ UNI students say no!
- Textbook prices. Are you seriously going to expect students to hand you money for 500 pages of IRRELEVANCE IN LIFE for a fortnights pay?
- Walking from Y3A to E6A for back-to-back classes. If you seriously want us to be on time for classes maybe you should create a TELEPORTING MACHINE.
- The volunteer workers outside MQU station. You couldn't have picked a better spot to make everyone late for the trains and buses. Thank you guys.
- Hippies and religious evangelicals on campus.
- Lack of free parking on campus.
- Getting in group assignments with ghosts (i.e the people who turn up first class of semester and are never to be seen or heard of again)
- Law Students.
- The students who travel before they started studying who have dreadlocks, a ton of stories from around the world and to top it off they wear tattered clothes and thongs around campus. I am sorry but it does not say you are 'organic' it screams that you have a trust fund.
- Hippies in general
- Un-involved lecturers and tutors...
- The library monitors who yell at you when you get too loud - and then make you feel bad for speaking at all in the first place
- "I didnt even study for the exam"
*Gets 95%*
"what a fluke"
- I CALL BULLSHIT
And you're late for the uni class you actually need to go to
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